February 2012
14 posts
ANG ALAMAT NG KULANGOT! If you understand, shits...
Anak: nay, bakit po masarap ang sex?
Nanay: kasi may kiliti o sensation katulad ng nararamdaman mu pag nangungulangot ka.
Anak: bakit po mas nasasarapan ang babae kesa lalaki sa sex?
Nanay: tulad ng pangungulangot, mas nasasarapan ang ilong mo kesa sa daliri.
Anak: bakit ayaw po ng babae ang niri-rape cla?
Nanay: kunwari, naglalakad ka tapos may lumapit sau at biglang sinindot ilong mo. Magugustuhan mo b?
Anak: bakit ayaw ng babaeng makipag sex pag my regla?
Nanay: kung dumudugo ilong mo, mangungulang0t kb?
Anak: bakt ayaw po ng mga lalake ang condom?
Nanay: ikaw gusto mo mangulangot my guwantes sa daliri?
January 2012
12 posts
December 2011
50 posts
To Aisha!
Im too lazy for this -.-
But whatever, YOU, should feel special for this!
You just like telling me what to do! ahahahah
Swag Swag Swag!
What up tho!
Idk! Okay! Here! ahaha
to eaven:
helloaishaa:
you should feel super special i’m posting this. LOL.
1) tumblr blocked me from asking more questions -____-
2) i’m too lazy to text you on my phone
3) me too. same here. hahahahaha
Aha! ima reblog this just cuz it has my name on it!
well I am special but yeah! aha you lazy!
hope all is well! aha
ayoooalexiis asked: you noe, i wad actually thinking of you earlier! even tho youre mean to me, i miss you. what a faggot!
